Friday, February 24, 2012


“Saheb, we have to go Maharashtra and I have no money to fed my children, they are very hungry, please do some help Saheb, I am feeling very shameful to beg like this but I am helpless right now. ”

I heard above words when I was coming back from a near by restaurant (although there are many in Indirapuram area) with our packed dinner. For a while I thought is it the same kind of situation like Congiri or Emotional Atyachar which happened to me before? Yes it was, but, taking a lesson from that situation I enquired him more about how he came here and how he lost his money. He told me some reason for his condition which can be believed or not but my soul did not allow me to go with out helping him while I was carrying dinner of Rs 200.

Thinking/assuming that he might be  ek din ka misfortune king like I was in my dream I asked him to hop-on on my bike and took him to near by Parantha Khoka. I bought him five paranthas and dropped him at the place where he was before. My antar aatma asked me to cross check whether he is still conning or just having those paranthas with his family. I moved from there and stood at a place from where I can see him but he can not see me, he had those paranthas with family and moved from that place.

I don’t know if he went to some other place to con or if he was really looking for some food for his family but what I do know is that he had that food and spending some bucks on a hungry person do not cost you more. At that moment when he requested me to help him suddenly one of the shared photo on Facebook flashed in to my eyes which said “Hotel me waiter ko 20 rs tip dene me zor nahin padta par kisi bhooke ko 20 Rs dene me jaan nikal jaati he…. and something something…”.

May be I have helped him because I saw that photo; I believe some time a person in such kind of situation is not conning and really need helps but it is also true that “Gehu k saath Ghun to pista hi he.”
PS:Term Sentiyapa refers to a situation in which people do senti talks and make you senti to accomplish their motive or convince you to do that thing which they want you to do.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Quick tips for Amritsar

Amritsar, a city which is commonly famous for Golden Temple,Jallianwala bagh and Wagah Border has some other famous things too which are:-

1. Amritsari Naan,
2. Cholle Bhature.
3. Lassi and Phirni.
4. Amritsari Paranthe and Kulche.
5. Ladies Phulkari and Patiala Suits.
6. Papad and Vadi.
7. Pani poori on Amritsari streets is totally different and worth trying.
If you are a foodie and by any chance you are in Amritsar then it will be a mouth watering treat for you being there. If you are planning to go Amritsar then please go through below mentioned tips once:-

1. All tourist places in Amritsar can be covered in one single day starting from 8 am to 8 pm. Reach Amritsar up to night, take rest, next day get up early and reach Golden Temple by 9 am so that you can avoid large queue. Golden Temple itself will take 1.5 hrs to 2 hrs if you do all things like bathing in the holy pond and taking langar.

2. Next tourist spot which is very close to Golden Temple is Jallianwala bagh. There is no entry fees to it and it is open till 8 pm. You can see light and sound show here.

3. After Golden Temple and Jallianwala bagh you can go to cloth market of Amritsar where you can purchase Patiala and Phulkari ladies suit.

4.  Next comes Durgayni Temple. Durgayni temple is a temple of various Hindu God and Goddess and it is a replica of Golden Temple. One famous Hanuman temple is very near to it. In this Hanuman temple, kids of lord Ram Luv and Kush tied Lord Hanuman with a tree and left him for the day.

5. After Durgayni Temple you can go to Vaishno Temple which is near to Amritsar Railway Station. This temple has caves and very fantastic glass work on walls. This is a must visit temple.

6. Lastly comes the Wagah Border and Atari Railway Station. There is no ticket charge for Wagah border and for Wagah border you should reach there by at least 3:30 pm if you do not have VIP Pass. People start gathering from 3:00 pm and BSF officers ask people to make a separate ladies and gents queue which becomes large by 4:00 pm. First they do security check to all and then they allow to go inside. After security check people start running like anything to grab the front row seat of stadium.

There is a separate section for foreigners so they do not have to rush.

The Flag ceremony starts at 5:00 pm and ends at 5:30 pm. The whole atmosphere at Wagah border is very patriotic. If you have VIP pass then you can reach Wagah border by 4:00 pm and go inside with out any hassle as your seat would be reserved.
Atari Railway station is last station of India. Indian Railway operates a cross border train service to Lahore from Atari. This station is on the way to Wagah Border and if you have your own vehicle then you can go there.

Reaching Amritsar:
There are flights and trains to Amritsar. You can opt any option.

Hotels in Amritsar:
Hotels near Railway station are economic and good. Hotels near Golden Temple are expensive. There are many hotels which can be booked through internet with a starting price of Rs 800.

Sight Seeing in Amritsar:
There are various taxi and auto rickshaw operators who have whole package on a cost of Rs 700 and Rs 400 respectively for sight seeing which includes Golden Temple, Jallianwala bagh, cloth market, Durgayni temple, Vaishno temple and Wagah Border. There price is negotiable, i paid Rs 700 for a private taxi.
These operators also have taxi and auto service on a sharing basis which would cost cheaper.

Food Joints
Once you reach Golden Temple you will find many nearby food joints to enjoy awesome food there. Dominos and CCD are available near Golden Temple. Two near by local restaurant Brother’s and Bharwan are good.

Near Jallianwala bagh you can purchase Papad, Aam papad, Vadiyan etc. You can take a cycle rickshaw and go to Cloth market for purchasing.

Note: Always do some bargaining on everything except restaurants. People there ask more for everything.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Life today has become So 'LESS'....

Phone: Cordless.
Cooking: Fire less.
Food: Fat less.
Dress: Sleeveless.
Youth: Jobless.
Leaders: Shameless.
Govt: Hopeless.
Job: Thankless.
Police: Clueless.
Policies: Aimless.
Conduct: Worthless.
Relations: Meaningless.
Attitude: Careless.
Feelings: Heartless.
Education: Valueless.
Arguments: Baseless.
Days: Restless.
Nights: Sleepless.
Future: Direction less.
& Still d Expectations are ENDLESS....

Have a nice time and enjoy ur Cup of Tea: Sugarless.. :) 

PS: Read it somewhere on Internet.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Happy Valentine's Day

My Dear Darling,

As you are in my life so my every year is Valentine’s Year, every month is a valentine’s month, every day is a valentine’s day, But as the world has assigned this day as Valentine’s day so from the core of my heart I would like to thank you for being in my life and for each and everything you are doing for me. 

I love you very much and my heart started beating for you from the moment I saw you in Agra and it will always keep beating for you.

Happy Valentine’s Day my love.

Stay Blessed.
Your’s P***u

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Inside Men Rest Room

Note: By looking at the title of this post I hope you must have get the idea about which thing this post is.So, if you don’t want to continue please stop it right here, go read something good and if you do then please read on.

I am here after a long break.Since I got married my life get super busy with all stuffs (what kind of stuff? Well, explaining them requires a separate blog entry.So, not this time) which are related to marriage but it’s good I am here today.

Working in an office with strength of 1200 employees gives lot of things to observe (a aaannn…..not that one this time :) ) apart from doing Facebook, watching TV,reading online newspaper and last but not the least assigned office work.

One day my chair’s adjustability stopped working and that day I realized how much my chair was getting molested when a person of 80 Kg used to seat at it continuously for 6-8 hours in different positions. I saw that my chair’s foam took some time to regain its original shape;So from that day onwards I decided to being kind and spare my chair by developing a habit of drinking water very frequently. Drinking water frequently makes you urinate frequently and your trips to Rest room.

Going to Rest room frequently forced me to observe the sign board (HE,HIS, KING, MALE Symbol etc) and other things happening inside it. Sometimes the door itself welcomes me and let me in (like a shopkeeper does when his regular client comes ;) )…wondering how…it happens when a person pulls the door of washroom to come out of it. Well, on stepping inside I observed following things:-

1. All mirrors were busy with people standing in front of them. Some of them were washing their hands and some of them were restructuring their hair style. The reason behind using word “restructuring” is mentioned in point 5.

2. Some people just come to quickly wash their hands with out using soap, some barge in to check themselves in mirror, adjust their clothes, adjust their hairs by making their fingers as comb or use comb if they have it.

3. Some are inside the wooden cubicles,

3.1 Making loud bombardments and wait outside area to be silent i.e. wait when no one is outside so that they can come out with pride feeling light without hiding their face otherwise they come out quietly, with head down seeing no body, wash their hands and get out of rest room as if they have committed some crime.

3.2 Did it quietly, come out with pride and attitude as if they have won a war or delivered a project before deadline.

4. Some were seen fighting with paper towel or hand dryer.

5. Some people were seen restructuring their hair style, making spikes using water or a small sachet of hair oil to look dude. These are those who get plenty of time only for their looks. They comb their hairs again and again until it satisfy him.

6. The most busiest area is Urinals. You can see different styles or gestures here:-

6.1 Some people do it by putting both hands in their pockets as if they have instructed it to always aim to the right place :)

6.2 Some people do it by putting one hand at their waist and looking upwards in the air and feels as if they have reached to heaven.

6.3 Some people do it by looking left and right making others uncomfortable.

6.4 Some people do it in a very jolly mood by singing a song.

6.5 Some people do it by looking around and starts talking if they saw any known person next to him. I think this should not be allowed, no one should come between you and your pee.

6.6 Some people do it while talking on phone or laughing loudly making others think “Is anything wrong what we are doing here”.

6.7 Some have plenty of time to do it, they put their hand on the partition of two urinals, slightly bend towards it and look straight and release.

6.8 When all Urinals are occupied some people sacrifice their chance to get urinal if the boss comes in the queue while some dies to get that chance.


I believe there are such more things which remain inside the four walls of rest room. I Hope you have enjoyed it.